So the other day, DP had a dentist appointment and SuperMom took him. After the dentist appointment, DP went shopping with SuperMom. While shopping, DP asks SuperMom if we are going to "make love" on Valentine's Day. Once SuperMom picked her jaw off the floor, she asked him why he asked this. DP replied, "68% of couples make love on Valentine's Day. You and Dad are a couple, right?" Now apparently, DP read this somewhere. Where who knows. He can read anything and probably saw it on a magazine cover. If that was all of his thoughts for the day, it wouldn't be that big of a deal. However, that is not the case. Some time later, DP points out that SuperMom is short for her age. I do realize that she isn't on the tall side, but "short for her age". That is a odd way to phrase that comment. It continues. For people who know SuperMom, you know that that she has been wearing her hair straight for a pretty long time now although her hair is naturally curly. For the past week, she has gone back to wearing it curly. So DP says, "I really like your new hair". SuperMom replies, "it is the same hair, just curly". DP counters with "No it is different and I like it better".
At the end of the trip to Target, DP needed to go to the bathroom. He asked SuperMom "Can we go home now? I need to use the potty." SuperMom asked "Can't you use the bathroom here?" DP replied, "No. They don't have soft toilet paper like at home. They have school toilet paper. It is stiff." It had a valid point. Now when I was growing up, we called that John Wayne toilet paper. Rough and tough and didn't take crap off of anyone. The adventures continue.
At the end of the trip to Target, DP needed to go to the bathroom. He asked SuperMom "Can we go home now? I need to use the potty." SuperMom asked "Can't you use the bathroom here?" DP replied, "No. They don't have soft toilet paper like at home. They have school toilet paper. It is stiff." It had a valid point. Now when I was growing up, we called that John Wayne toilet paper. Rough and tough and didn't take crap off of anyone. The adventures continue.