So most of you may know that our family eats dinner together every night. During this time, we turn off the TV and try to enjoy each other's company. That isn't always an easy task with a 11 year old, an 8 year old, and a 7 year old who like different types of food. Someone always doesn't like what was cooked or bought from the local restaurant. However, recently a new ritual was introduced to dinner and for the life of me I do not know who introduced it or why it was introduced. The new thing is to have a dumbest joke contest while at dinner. I must point out that these test subjects excel at this game. Their jokes are the dumbest things you have ever heard. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" "To get away from Chic -Fil-A." type of jokes. "Why did Adele cross the road?" "So she can say Hello from the Other Side." They are just plane terrible jokes. However, the worst part is after they tell these jokes, they make this horrible face, tilt their head back, and make a horrible sound. The sound is something like UUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHH. Then they laugh. Even worse, they want me to tell them who wins. Hell, I don't know who wins. Some of the jokes don't even have punch lines or make sense. Even if I told them who won, it would like being declared the prettiest person in Walmart. Oh well, this too will pass, I hope. UUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHH.
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Supermom
12/3/2015 09:33:51 am
What did one bum say to the other?
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PhysicsDad
12/3/2015 10:12:53 am
Hey don't be stealing jokes from my childhood SuperMom. To this day that is a funny joke.
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