Jr is strong minded and often doing his own thing. One day a few minutes after the five us came home, I rounded the corner and noticed the shoes that Jr were wearing were laying in the middle of the floor. Trying to be a parent that teaches his kids how to clean up their messes, I called Jr over and instructed him to pick up his shoes. He proceeded to say he needed to go see DP. I thought as usual he was being his usual defiant self. I got louder and told him you can go see him after you clean up your shoes. Jr put his shoes up and headed out of sight. A few minutes later, Jr rounded the corner holding three rolls of toilet paper. I asked him "what are you doing?". He explained that he was taking toilet paper to DP who was stuck on the toilet without the tools to finish the job. That might not seem that funny, but if you could see the "poop eating grin" that Jr had on his face, you would be rolling on the floor. By the way the pun was intended.
Now this requires more explanation. See DP often needs toilet paper while in the bathroom, because of his OCD when it comes to wiping. DP wipes excessively. I had to instruct him to flush after every two wipes or else I would be working as a plumber more often than a physicist. With that, it sounds like a waterfall when DP uses the bathroom due to the number of flushes he performs during his duties. My toilet paper (TP) expenses should be the highest in the US, with two females, an adult male, and two boys, one of which who should have a bottom the color of Rudolph's nose due to the excessive wiping.
Since my TP bill lis normal, I should explain why that is. Jr is the polar opposite of DP. We/I have to force him to wipe or I have to wipe for him. Luckily he is what we call a "cleaner breaker" due to the amount of cheese he eats. It is like magic.
Now, you might be wondering why would I be telling this. You see, I have 11 years of higher education, two BS degrees, two MS degrees, and one PhD, and I am not smart enough to understand the butt wiping habits of my two sons. I guess I need to go back to school.
Now this requires more explanation. See DP often needs toilet paper while in the bathroom, because of his OCD when it comes to wiping. DP wipes excessively. I had to instruct him to flush after every two wipes or else I would be working as a plumber more often than a physicist. With that, it sounds like a waterfall when DP uses the bathroom due to the number of flushes he performs during his duties. My toilet paper (TP) expenses should be the highest in the US, with two females, an adult male, and two boys, one of which who should have a bottom the color of Rudolph's nose due to the excessive wiping.
Since my TP bill lis normal, I should explain why that is. Jr is the polar opposite of DP. We/I have to force him to wipe or I have to wipe for him. Luckily he is what we call a "cleaner breaker" due to the amount of cheese he eats. It is like magic.
Now, you might be wondering why would I be telling this. You see, I have 11 years of higher education, two BS degrees, two MS degrees, and one PhD, and I am not smart enough to understand the butt wiping habits of my two sons. I guess I need to go back to school.