So many of you know we are moving to a new house. That process is confusing at the best. SuperMom has been tasked with doing a lot of the grunt work, while I do a lot of the admin stuff. Grunt stuff is unpacking, while admin stuff is arranging to have the power cut on, buying this, etc. The other day SuperMom and the family were over at the new house unpacking the dishes. SuperMom left the keys to the new house in the garage door so she wouldn't misplace them. As she passed the door she noticed the keys were gone. She asked Lu if she knew where they were. Lu answered no. Next she moved to DP and asks the same question. DP answered no. Finally, superMom blamed Jr for taking the keys. Jr stated that he didn't take the keys and didn't know where they were. SuperMom goes through the process again starting with Lu, then DP, ending with Jr. Lu and DP said they didn't know where the keys were. Jr stated that he didn't take them, didn't know where they were, and saw DP with them. Not we are cracking the kid language barrier and are getting some where. SuperMom relayed the message that Jr saw him with them. DP replied that he did have them, but he currently does't, and does't know where they are. SuperMom said "Why didn't you tell me you had them?" He replied "I don't have them and I you asked if I knew where they were." She says "you could have told me you had them". He asks "why are you getting mad at me, I answered the question you asked; I don;t know where they are, I lost them." This continued a few times with DP never understanding why SuperMom was expecting him to answer differently than he did. One day if I am still alive, I wouldn't be surprised to hear him say "I did not have sexual relations with that women". I hope he doesn't go into politics, but he knows how to only answer the question and nothing more already.
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