So the other day, DP was sent on what you would think is a routine task. In case, you don't remember, DP is the first up every morning. I did beat him, Saturday however, because I had a meeting at 7:00 am and was up around 5:30 am. At 5:45 am, I hear this faint "Hey.", while I was sitting in the dark. I turned around and it was DP. Back to the point however. Later that day, around 7:30 am, SuperMom asked DP to go wake up Jr. So, he goes upstairs and SuperMom hears Jr crying. When DP comes down stairs, SuperMom asked him, why he was crying. His reply was "He woke up crying." That is odd" she replied. "Did he say what was wrong?" "He said his stomach hurt," was he comment. Now SuperMom is thinking that if his stomach is hurting enough when he wakes up that he is crying, wouldn't the pain have awakened him already. She asked DP, how did you wake him up? He said I karate chopped him in the stomach and yelled "Hiyah". Now we see why his stomach is hurting. SuperMom asked "why did you do that?". DP replied that Lu told him that you don't feel anything while you are sleeping, so he thought it was a good way to wake him. SuperMom explained that was not correct, to which DP said "Lu lied to me." "I think Lu lies to me a lot." Now for someone as bright as he is, he believes his sister like she knows everything. It might come from the fact that she spits out facts like she is "The Google". It could be that he is just gullible, The best part of the entire event, was that Jr comes downs stairs a few minutes later as though nothing even happened.
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