So we have done as most parents and explained what words are bad words and what are words that are bad for children to say. Of course, as they get older they hear words that are not bad words but are bad words for kids. One such word is sexy. However, you hear this word in every other song on the popular radio stations, which are the stations that Lu listens to. Of course, DP only sees things as "Black or White", there is no grey. Fast forward to two weeks ago.
SuperMom usually lays out the boys' clothes in the morning in order to speed things up for them. Seems kids do everything a super slow motion speed. This is one of the things that has made me lose my hair. It takes 15 minutes to get everyone in the car, and they have to do 50 other things on the way to the car. We are late to everything because of these slow moving subjects. Back to the clothes being laid out. One day DP came out in the clothes that SuperMom had laid out. The pants are low waisted, camo design, and fitted through the legs. They would probably be called skinny jeans by the teenagers. DP is visibly upset about something. SuperMom asks DP what is wrong and he replied "I don't want to wear these pants because they are too S-E-X-Y". Of course he spelled out the word sexy, which makes it even more funny. "Why do you think that?" asked SuperMom. "Because you can see the top of my underwear when I bend over", was his reply. Enough said, any hopes of him becoming a plumber was dashed at that moment. SuperMom told him to change and he did.
Now over the weekend we went to a Christmas tree farm with my friend Joe Blow and SuperMom talked DP into wearing the pants because he was not going to school. I tell Joe Blow the story about the S-E-X-Y pants and of course, Joe Blow tells DP "Come over here Sexy". DP who never gets jokes and Joe Blow who never isn't joking are having a face off. DP is confused and staring at Joe Blow. So Joe Blow winks at DP. To this DP says "You are so weird". No truer words have every been spoken.
SuperMom usually lays out the boys' clothes in the morning in order to speed things up for them. Seems kids do everything a super slow motion speed. This is one of the things that has made me lose my hair. It takes 15 minutes to get everyone in the car, and they have to do 50 other things on the way to the car. We are late to everything because of these slow moving subjects. Back to the clothes being laid out. One day DP came out in the clothes that SuperMom had laid out. The pants are low waisted, camo design, and fitted through the legs. They would probably be called skinny jeans by the teenagers. DP is visibly upset about something. SuperMom asks DP what is wrong and he replied "I don't want to wear these pants because they are too S-E-X-Y". Of course he spelled out the word sexy, which makes it even more funny. "Why do you think that?" asked SuperMom. "Because you can see the top of my underwear when I bend over", was his reply. Enough said, any hopes of him becoming a plumber was dashed at that moment. SuperMom told him to change and he did.
Now over the weekend we went to a Christmas tree farm with my friend Joe Blow and SuperMom talked DP into wearing the pants because he was not going to school. I tell Joe Blow the story about the S-E-X-Y pants and of course, Joe Blow tells DP "Come over here Sexy". DP who never gets jokes and Joe Blow who never isn't joking are having a face off. DP is confused and staring at Joe Blow. So Joe Blow winks at DP. To this DP says "You are so weird". No truer words have every been spoken.